CNN International Chyron: "Bush Resigns"

Well, they got it wrong again, but at least this time it's what we'd really like. Now if only it could be realized, like when FOX announced that he "won".

And even if we were rid of the "Commander-Guy", we'd still need to make sure his dark lord of the Sith were gone, too.

In other news, now that a study in the New England Journal of Medicine links the human papillomavirus to cancers more prevalent in men, how will the religious "right" react? Now that men are at risk, I'll bet HPV vaccination opponents will suddenly quiet down.