There ARE some literate Texans worth reading!

Tom's Irrelevant Musings would like to "offer up my own writings as examples of the finest in anti-American corrosion". He's pissed that he hasn't attracted any backward-minded Bushlickers (apologies to lesbians and men who like going downtown) like John has.

Don't hold that against him, though. He's got some great thoughts. He also claims to have some photos of Jenna Bush drunkenly writhing on a barroom floor with another girl, but I haven't gotten that far into his blog yet. But I will. Oh yes. I will.